Twitter, Twittiando, Tweet

Inspired by a business story in USA Today, I logged into Twitter a few weeks ago.
My husband always has said that I have no unspoken thought, so this constant vomitation of the inane and ridiculous would be perfect for me. And, if it sells a few t-shirts, well there you go.

I felt, and still do in a way, like the wallflower at the dance. While some people have 15,000 followers, I struggled to figure out how to follow. I eventually found some friendly business people, mega-smart bloggers and friends to follow. The network expands as followers of followers become your followers and you theirs. It is a little like high school.

In blogging I attempt to be relevant, or at the very least, amusing. But on Twitter, simply making noise seems to be OK. I’ve attempted to hold back from the impulse to hablar too much mierda. Sometimes though you can’t help it. The thing asks you “What are you doing?” every time you log in. I always want to say: “Aqui, comiendo mierda, wasting time. Y tu?”

Here are some examples of things I didn’t post:
“My father just taught Maria the word Sacamoco.”
“I have lost control: Animal cracker under my kitchen table for three days.”
“Why exactly am I following Guy Kawasaki?”

I hate to admit it, but overall, I am enjoying the blasted Twittiando. I’ve met some cool people and reconnected with old friends. I think I am going to like it better when I do a little unfollowing though.

Twitter has its critics. And they’re mostly right.
But, if you’ve got a little start-up, are looking to expand your circle of influence, or looking for a quick way to stay connected with friends and meet new ones, Twitter has possibilities. Just make sure you know how to edit.

I am @LosPollitos by the way.