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"Well, you do what you want, but I say that's a waste of time and millet,'' he said. I'd get that same shrug when I told older mothers I pumped breast milk for eight months. Waste of time.

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My husband is about to build a bigger box for the birds, one that will get us through the next four weeks until they move to the coop. I've sent him about 10 links with pictures and designs. "You're a little obsessed,'' he said.

And yesterday, I showed him an 8 x 8 x 8 shed at the hardware store and told him it would be the coop of my dreams, with plenty of roosting space for each of the children. He looked at the price tag and rolled his eyes, order Zaditor online no prescription. You don't even want to know how I color-coded my Baby Bargains book.

In four weeks, the birds will be in a coop. Whether it is more Stokke than umbrella stroller is to be determined. When I step outside of my own mania and perfectionism, I can see myself clearly. I can laugh at myself, tell myself to relax and enjoy the moment. (I credit lots of therapy for this...)

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But, taking stock of the last few days of over-thought, going with old truisms and the gut are what seem to offer me the most glittering in-the-moment experiences. It is when I let go that all feels good and falls into order.

I will not have the benefit of becoming a no-longer-phased-by-much mother-of-many. So, my kid and my birds -- and any other creature who comes to live with us -- are pushing me forward. Reminding me that, really, all it takes is a little warmth, safety, food, fun, and love.

If you eat a little bedding along the way, whatever.

We survive.